if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
My vagina just recognized that song.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Randomize
