super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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