why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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