I will die if light touches me.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I'm having to shit out rocks
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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