found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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