do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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