I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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