I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Pants are for mortals
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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