I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
