guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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