; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
