o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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