I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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