i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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