More tranny stories later!
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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