Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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