Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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