I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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