Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
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