Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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