Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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