Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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