So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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