Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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