I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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