I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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