Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I could make wine with my vomit
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
