i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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