I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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