I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You took a bar mat shot.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
