i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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