Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
