I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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