She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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