great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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