Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
