Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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