Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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