What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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