I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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