Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Two words: blizzard sex
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
