Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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