I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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