We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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