Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
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