real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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