What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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