i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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