Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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