3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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